We are having a talent show at our school. The kids will perform and it will be marvelous. I announced the talent show "auditions" were coming up.
Here are some of the performances we can look forward to:
"I'm going to tap dance" (moving his feet one million miles a minute that I can barely even understand what he's saying and it's making my stomach hurt looking at how fast his feet are moving...)
And, my personal fave...
"I'm going to dance around with a snake!!!"
Like Britney Spears!?!?!? Circa 2001!!!!! What!?!??! I don't think they were even born then!!!???
Did you hear any funnies today??? I'd love to hear them!